"She's too international!" The science behind the Laminated List

So it's been ten years since 'Friends' left our TV screens (unless you count the daily repeats on Comedy Central).  While there were many memorable moments during its ten year run, one of my favourite episodes was way back in Series 3. In 'The One With Frank Jr', the gang put together what has since become known in pop culture as 'the Freebie List' or more amusingly 'The Laminated List'. The list is essentially five celebrities that you are allowed to sleep with and your partner won't get cross. Now realistically we all know it's just a bit of fun but it's interesting to see who you or your significant other may choose to make up their dream five.

I'm extremely lucky that I'm in a relationship where we are comfortable enough to discuss who we have unspeakable thoughts about on TV, in music etc. for example I know for a fact  that if my fiancé  Kayls saw Chris Hemsworth in the flesh that I may have to physically restrain her for his own safety. That's not to say that I don't completely trust her. (unless we happen to end up at the premiere of Avengers 2!)  I guess the message is don't take it to heart who your cherished one has the hots for.  To be honest it gives me an ego boost to think that I've got the girl and Thor didn't. Take that Demi-God!

Of course the laminated part of the name comes from love's perennial loser Ross Gellar who after finally getting his list up to scratch, laminated it for good measure. It can't be changed. It's final... so for God's sakes choose wisely. Ross' downfall of course was the fact that he had left off actress Isabella Rossilini thanks to Chandler's advice that she was 'too international' and that the chances of meeting her were slim. Little did they know that Isabella Rossilini would appear right there in Central Perk. My advice to you is don't be a Ross. None of my picks are even English! It is a dream list after all so dream big!

OK so remember... they must be celebrities, it's just a bit of fun (so don't get mad!) and once it's laminated (figuratively not literally of course) then there's no going back. Got it? Good.

So without further ado I'd like to get the ball rolling and give you my Norris Approved Laminated List! ... in no particular order

1. Eliza Dushku

If you need me to explain why watch 'Dollhouse', or 'Buffy' or 'Tru Calling' (she runs around a lot in that last one) Some of the people on Kayls' list are there because of their voice. I didn't necessarily get that until I thought about Eliza Dushku. Let's just say that husky voice finishes everything off perfectly!

2. Natalie Portman

In terms of my relationship this one's probably the most contentious. For some reason unknown to me Kayls HATES Natalie Portman. Maybe if she starts a blog one day she'll tell you why. I told Kayl one day that she looked lovely and she replied "Thanks. Oh by the way I saw a picture of Natalie Portman the other day... she looked like a dog."  Oh and by the way 'Black Swan' may have helped with this pick.

3. Andrea Corr

This one's likely a blast from the past for many of you. Andrea was the lead singer of the Irish family band that took over the charts in the late 90s. Anyone whose knew me circa 2002 knew I loved Andrea Corr... I mean it was a bit unhealthy. I guess it's due to that that I'll never truly be able to take Andrea off my list. Irish accents make anyone 10% sexier. That's scientific fact!

4. Demi Lovato

Ok so here's one I don't get. I just don't. For some reason if she happens to be on the telly I can't help but think about how hot she is. I can't even put my finger on it but you want what you want I guess.

5. Velvet Sky

My 5th pick was a toughie but I've gone with TNA's most popular Knockout (arguably). Maybe it's the slightly rocky style, maybe it's the character she plays in the ring or maybe it's her entrance... Yeah it's all that...

So there you have it. I've rambled for long enough. Now I wanna know YOUR laminated list. Leave it in the comments below, tweet me @NorrisApproved3 or like Norris Approved on Facebook and leave me a post on the wall. If I get plenty of responses I may revisit this soon.

Ciao for now!