Those of you who read my blog regularly may remember a post from a few months back about the Rock Iconz series from Knucklebonz. If not please feel free to have a little peruse here.
I've been buying these rock and roll collectables for around six years now. My collection started when I happened to stumble across their Brian May statue that they produced back in 2007. Like all of their collectables, Brian's statue is officially licensed and limited edition. I was so impressed with Brian that I've been collecting Rock Iconz ever since. My previous article shows you some of the rock legends that have immortalised by Knucklebonz but by simply going to their website or typing 'Knucklebonz' into eBay, you will see an impressive rock and metal line up- all officially licensed and many now sold out! The likes of Queen, Judas Priest, AC/DC and Slayer have all signed up to be a part of the series. Never a band to shy away from unique merchandise (or merchandise in general), KISS are the latest rock legends to get the Knucklebonz treatment.
The company have been teasing the KISS Army since last summer via their Facebook page and I have had two of the four statues pre-ordered since late December. Now of course as Knucklebonz releases more statues, it spreads the word as music fans see their favourites join the series. 13 years in business and their first bash at one of the biggest rock bands in history was bound to garner attention. Kiss fans and Knucklebonz collectors alike were abuzz as to when KISS would be shipped. If you haven't already ordered yours you'll be pleased to know that that time is now!
The question on everyone's lips is simply this: Are they any good? I personally think that as Knucklebonz get more established that their statues have become consistently great. Their Lemmy statue which I was lucky enough to get for Christmas before his unfortunate passing is arguably my favourite they've done so far! As for Kiss? Well being I have only bought Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley you may have to look elsewhere for now if you're considering buying Ace or Peter's statues. That being said if they are anything like Gene and Paul's then KISS fans should be pretty damn happy.
My statue of the Demon is actually a gift for my 30th birthday in June so other than opening the box and making sure it wasn't damaged during shipping I've barely seen it. My first impression was a good one. The advantage of doing this kind of project with Kiss is that they have such flamboyant stage attire and make up that you can potentially have a really great collectable that stands out. I knew that Knucklebonz would work hard on an icon like Gene Simmons and in the brief time that I looked over the statue, I knew that I was very happy with my purchase... but sadly I have to wait until June when I turn 30. Rest assured I'll put some pics here when that happens.
Paul however is a different story. Different in that he isn't a birthday present and he is already pride of place in my existing Rock Iconz collection. So let's have a look!
I was actually very pleasantly surprised when I opened the box. The pictures that Knucklebonz released are a good indicator of what to expect and yet I was still very impressed with the detail. I actually think that the finished product has a better likeness of Paul than the prototype that KB have on their website. I'm by no means an expert but I do feel that that old saying 'a picture's worth a thousand words' is pretty apt here...
In an ideal world I'd love to add Ace and Peter to my collection but we'll have to see how the old finances hold out. If you're a KISS fan who has never invested in a Knucklebonz statue please feel free to message me over at the Norris Approved Facebook group or on Twitter @NorrisApproved3. I'm happy to answer any questions you have.
In the mean time I'm gonna look ahead to June when I can add Gene to my legendary rock and roll line up!
Wednesday, 23 March 2016
Thursday, 21 January 2016
A rough month to be a music fan
You may have noticed that I've not been bombarding you with posts this month. Truth be told it's been a pretty rough month for music legends. As you may or may not have seen I did share my thoughts on Lemmy's passing from cancer at the end of last year. In the time since I last posted here at Norris Approved we have lost fantastic musicians including Mott the Hoople's Dale 'Buffin' Griffin, Eagles guitarist Glenn Frey and of course the incomparable David Bowie. (That's not even including actor Alan Rickman who also sadly passed away this month) No matter what way you look at it it's been a rough month to be a fan of classic rock.
Both Lemmy and Bowie knocked me particularly hard. I've listened to David Bowie since I was a 6 year old boy nosing through his dad's CD collection. Meanwhile Lemmy has been part of the soundtrack to my life since my early teens. In a random moment, I thought to myself how respectful people were being. People were united in grief, particularly for Bowie. Fans of his music as well as fans of the movie 'Labryinth' same together online and shared their grief and I can genuinely say I didn't see anything spiteful or inappropriate.
Today on my Facebook feed I came across an article from the Guardian which really piqued my interest. The article compared how the world (particularly the online world) grieved for David Bowie earlier this month and how the online world has reacted to Eagles' guitarist Glenn Frey's death this week. For those who don't know a lot about Eagles they are a huge band beyond their seminal hit 'Hotel California'. They like Bowie have sold millions of albums and toured the world several times over. To my surprise the article claims that the same people who grieved so publicly for Bowie are now mocking Frey and his fans!
The article which can be read here raises a very interesting debate. How does the work of Frey get ignored upon his death in favour of a punchline or the suggestion that he's 'no loss' compared to the Starman?
I thought back to around four years ago when Robin Gibb passed away. Like Bowie, the Beegees have been a huge part of my musical childhood. Beyond the 'Saturday Night Fever' era that everyone associates with the band, Robin was part of one of the greatest songwriting partnerships in music history. Yet what did I hear online (and via texts from people who knew how much I loved the Beegees?) Jokes! Jokes about 'Staying Alive'. It was too easy. In that moment because the Beegees didn't rewrite the rule book, the death of one of them was merely joke fodder. I'm sure it was the same when his brother Maurice died years earlier but the online community wasn't as strong back then.
Take Steve Irwin. Steve Irwin was a true hero of mine. Yes he was wacky and a strong TV personality but he did so much for the environment and to raise awareness of endangered species throughout his life. People knew the high esteem in which I held him. That didn't stop people texting me sick jokes within hours of his death.
What we're talking about here is a side effect of celebrity. It's almost as if we think because we see them everywhere that we KNOW them and OWN them. At the end of the day they're people too! I'm guilty of it myself. Someone on my Facebook made a joke about swapping Lemmy for Justin Bieber and I went along with it. But... and this is the only time you'll EVER hear me say this... if Justin Bieber was to die tomorrow I wouldn't mock him. If One Direction were to die in a plane crash I wouldn't poke and prod at their fans who love them. I can rip their musical output until the cows come home but they are people too.
Several months before Amy Winehouse passed away I predicted she wouldn't make the year. It didn't fill me with joy to learn that I was right. Others however joked and cajoled at the death of a very tragic figure in music. With all the respect in the world to David Bowie who I loved and respected just as much as everyone else, why is his death any different to Amy Winehouse's or Robin Gibb's or Glenn Frey's? It doesn't belittle what any of them did in life to treat their deaths with the same respect such a sad occasion deserves.
I sincerely hope that this trend of great musicians (and other national treasures) passing away isn't a sign of things to come. Of course death is always prevalent but it certainly seems all around us at the moment. But if yet another public figure passes away soon, think before you comment. They have a family. They have fans. They have a right to be celebrated by those who loved them.
Throughout 2016 I will be raising money for Cancer Research UK. My first fundraising idea involves my tackling a life long fear and going on a rollercoaster. You can donate at www.justgiving.co.uk/mike-norris
Thanks
Sunday, 3 January 2016
Guns N' Roses- will the reunion happen?
There are certain landmarks in life that people remember until the day they die. That single moment where your life changes in a way you can't ignore. Usually we'd be talking about weddings, births and other such life events but sometimes these landmarks can come in a more subtle moment.
Let's go back to the mid 1990s. I''m going to guess 1996 but I'm not 100% sure (for such an important landmark you'd think I'd remember the date right?). I'm a ten year old boy with a love for music that my friends thought was "for old fogies" Since I was 4 I had raided my parents' CD collection and discovered such great artists as Queen, Elton John and David Bowie. It's fair to say that already at such a young age that the likes of the Spice Girls and All Saints just weren't going to cut it. In August 1996(ish) I will have been in the Lake District. My family used to holiday there every year and we all loved it. As I looked round the shops of Keswick I found a CD called 'The Best Rock Anthems... Ever!' I remember thinking it might have some cool stuff on I hadn't heard before so promptly bought it and popped it in my DiscMan (the 1990s version of an iPod for those born this side of the millennium) as my dad drove us back to the caravan.
So I hear you... what the hell are you blabbering on about Mike? Well it was on that car journey that I first heard a genuine rock classic: 'Sweet Child O' Mine' by Guns N' Roses. Sure I'd heard some fantastic rock music in my time but THAT opening riff from Slash blew my mind. I'd never heard anything like it. It made such an impression on me that I immediately paused the CD to take it in. Yeah I get that that sounds pretentious but that's genuinely what happened. I'd been so blown away by the first ten seconds of 'Sweet Child O' Mine' that I needed time to process it. Twenty years later it is still my favourite song of all time. It was also my first introduction to Guns N' Roses... and my first real introduction to hard rock.
Fast forward ten years from that first introduction in Keswick and I'm standing in the hallowed ground of Donington Park watching Axl Rose's latest incarnation of GN'R headline on a hot Sunday night. It's not the first time I've seen a band calling themselves Guns N' Roses. Their Leeds Festival show in 2002 was my first ever live music experience. Sadly Download 2006 wasn't quite cutting it. Don't get me wrong, the band were very accomplished and slick for the first 30 minutes. However as Axl stormed off stage after slipping during 'Sweet Child O' Mine' the atmosphere changed. We GN'R fans have put up with a lot. Yes at this stage Axl's diva theatrics are almost part of the show but as bass player Tommy Stinson hits a camera man with his guitar while storming off stage, the Donington faithful started booing, throwing bottles and (where I was at least) started chanting for the previous night's headliner Metallica.
Sure Axl and Stinson came back but personally not even cameos from Sebastian Bach and founding member Izzy Stradlin could take the bad taste from my mouth. I just felt a little... fed up. At that stage there were two things that I (and the world) believed would never happen:
1. The album that GN'R had been working on for over a decade, 'Chinese Democracy' would never come out. It was eventually released in 2008 and despite most reviews I actually loved the album.
2. That original line up would never reunite again... much less Slash appear on a stage with W. Axl Rose.
Well if the rumours are to be believed, Hell had just frozen over.
On the same day that Lemmy sadly passed away, rumours were flying all over the Internet that Guns N' Roses would be headlining Coachella in 2016. A Guns N' Roses with Axl (of course), Duff McKagan and... Slash! Freaking Slash! The most volatile rock partnership perhaps of all time may just be back on the road. But let's look beyond the headline.
Despite the headlines this is only a RUMOUR at this point. Many websites are reporting it as gospel but until it comes out of the mouths of Axl and co or the Coachella organisers then I wait with baited breath. What's also clear from looking deeper into the the various articles is the fact that this isn't exactly a Kiss circa 1996 reunion. Drummer Steven Adler and Guitarist Izzy Stradlin are unlikely to be involved. Instead reports indicate that it is more likely to be current band members filling the gaps. If those members are the likes of Dizzy Reed and Richard Fortus then we are actually going to have a line up that encompasses all eras of Guns N' Roses from 1985 right up to present day. Maybe that's not such a bad thing.
Of course we would all love to see Adler and Stradlin hit the stage at Coachella but let's be realistic. Any Guns N' Roses headline show isn't going to be 'Appetitie For Destruction' from 'Welcome To The Jungle' through to 'Rocket Queen'. There's going to be 'November Rain'. There's going to be 'Knockin' On Heaven's Door' and yes 'Chinese Democracy' will take up at least some of the setlist. It's somewhat sensible to keep some of the current line up on board even if it is less exciting than a full 'Appetite era' reunion. It's a debate that rolls on with so many bands.
"Queen isn't Queen without Freddie and John."
"Kiss are just a tribute band without Ace and Peter."
Can Guns N' Roses be Guns N' Roses without Izzy and Steven? They can certainly give us one hell of a show.
One of the greatest moments in my gig going life was hearing Slash at Download 2010 play that same riff that got me hooked on Guns N' Roses during his solo set. The mere thought of Slash, Duff and Axl reuniting to play GN'R songs old and new is so exciting as I thought it would genuinely never happen. The cynics may cry that it's not genuine but this may be the closest we'll ever get and it's certainly exciting for long time fans no matter what they say. Now all we need to worry about it whether this can last without falling apart! We're 'Right Next Door To Hell' and it may have just frozen over. Only time will tell...
Tuesday, 29 December 2015
"That's the way I like it baby, I don't wanna live forever..." A tribute to a rock icon.
The last post I made here at Norris Approved was about my collection of Knucklebonz Rock Iconz. For those who missed it, Rock Iconz are limited edition statuettes of rock and metal legends. In a strange coincidence that connects that post to this my wife Kayleigh bought me a Rock Iconz statuette for Christmas to add to my collection. The statuette in question was Lemmy Kilmister. Lemmy (who had just turned 70 on Christmas Eve) has always been one of my favourite musicians in rock. While Motorhead's combination of punk and hard rock arguably spearheaded the thrash metal movement, they always took to the stage with a simple battle cry: "We are Motorhead, and we play rock and roll!" Sadly as of Monday 28th December, Lemmy has played his last rock and roll show for us mere mortals.
In a devastating turn of events, Lemmy discovered only two days earlier that he had a very aggressive form of cancer which only took 48 hours to take his life. For those who don't know much about Lemmy and Motorhead, please don't be fooled into thinking that his advanced years meant that Motorhead were a spent force. They were still touring, still rocking out across the planet and had a UK tour planned for 2016 as well as a Download Festival slot. Even at 70 Lemmy was determined to keep the Motorhead train going.
The outpouring of grief from the rock and metal community shows just what an impact Lemmy had on the current music scene. I was lucky enough to see Motorhead three times live and will never forget the effect they had on my love of rock music (as well as the effect they had on my hearing!). The first time I saw them was in 2007 as they toured the UK with Alice Cooper and Joan Jett. They hit the stage and I couldn't believe the sheer ferocity and force that they had. I knew I was in the presence of rock royalty and soaked it all in. With a lot of bands and singers, they are trying to impress you. You've paid your hard earned money to watch them perform and you deserve to see a good show. In the case of Motorhead however it's somehow the other way around. Lemmy (and indeed the entire band) have performed for so long and released so much material that it is they who demand respect. I always remember with amusement Lemmy telling a tame Newcastle crowd that night that they "weren't as loud as Manchester!" Almost any other group or singer would have been booed offstage. Lemmy had earned the right to be ballsy and demand something more from every crowd he performed in front of.
I was also lucky enough to see Motorhead twice more; once at the Download Festival and once more in Newcastle City Hall. Both times the band were an unstoppable juggernaut of noise who could more than keep up with the younger bands on the bill. That last time at City Hall I looked around during their encore and saw a loyal, hardcore group of fans. Some had their shirts off dancing like crazy while others were bashing into each other so hard I thought they'd shatter into millions of pieces. That was a Motorhead gig. It was loud, it was vibrant, it was rock and roll.
It feels weird to come to terms with the fact that I'll never see Lemmy perform live again. It may surprise some to hear that the performance of his that I'll always remember wasn't even with Motorhead. At the same Download Festival in 2010 I also saw Slash perform on the main stage. As well as the obligatory Guns N' Roses classics, he also performed tracks from his debut solo album which hadn't long been out. My personal favourite track from that album? 'Doctor Alibi'; a collaboration between Slash and Lemmy. You can imagine my excitement when Lemmy joined Slash on stage to perform the song. It had never happened before and unless I'm misinformed it never happened again. A moment in time with one of my favourite guitarists and one of rock's great icons.
As I awoke to the news of Lemmy's passing, I immediately thought of two things. The first was a quote from his autobiography 'White Line Fever' that stuck with me over the years.
The second thing that sprung to mind was a subtle lyric change to Motorhead's biggest hit 'Ace of Spades'. At least two times that I saw them live as well as on an advert for Kronenbourg 1664, one line was changed; perhaps as a wry wink at Lemmy still standing tall despite decades of excess:
RIP Lemmy. Thanks for being you.
In a devastating turn of events, Lemmy discovered only two days earlier that he had a very aggressive form of cancer which only took 48 hours to take his life. For those who don't know much about Lemmy and Motorhead, please don't be fooled into thinking that his advanced years meant that Motorhead were a spent force. They were still touring, still rocking out across the planet and had a UK tour planned for 2016 as well as a Download Festival slot. Even at 70 Lemmy was determined to keep the Motorhead train going.
The outpouring of grief from the rock and metal community shows just what an impact Lemmy had on the current music scene. I was lucky enough to see Motorhead three times live and will never forget the effect they had on my love of rock music (as well as the effect they had on my hearing!). The first time I saw them was in 2007 as they toured the UK with Alice Cooper and Joan Jett. They hit the stage and I couldn't believe the sheer ferocity and force that they had. I knew I was in the presence of rock royalty and soaked it all in. With a lot of bands and singers, they are trying to impress you. You've paid your hard earned money to watch them perform and you deserve to see a good show. In the case of Motorhead however it's somehow the other way around. Lemmy (and indeed the entire band) have performed for so long and released so much material that it is they who demand respect. I always remember with amusement Lemmy telling a tame Newcastle crowd that night that they "weren't as loud as Manchester!" Almost any other group or singer would have been booed offstage. Lemmy had earned the right to be ballsy and demand something more from every crowd he performed in front of.
I was also lucky enough to see Motorhead twice more; once at the Download Festival and once more in Newcastle City Hall. Both times the band were an unstoppable juggernaut of noise who could more than keep up with the younger bands on the bill. That last time at City Hall I looked around during their encore and saw a loyal, hardcore group of fans. Some had their shirts off dancing like crazy while others were bashing into each other so hard I thought they'd shatter into millions of pieces. That was a Motorhead gig. It was loud, it was vibrant, it was rock and roll.
It feels weird to come to terms with the fact that I'll never see Lemmy perform live again. It may surprise some to hear that the performance of his that I'll always remember wasn't even with Motorhead. At the same Download Festival in 2010 I also saw Slash perform on the main stage. As well as the obligatory Guns N' Roses classics, he also performed tracks from his debut solo album which hadn't long been out. My personal favourite track from that album? 'Doctor Alibi'; a collaboration between Slash and Lemmy. You can imagine my excitement when Lemmy joined Slash on stage to perform the song. It had never happened before and unless I'm misinformed it never happened again. A moment in time with one of my favourite guitarists and one of rock's great icons.
As I awoke to the news of Lemmy's passing, I immediately thought of two things. The first was a quote from his autobiography 'White Line Fever' that stuck with me over the years.
In my life so far, I have discovered that there are really only two kinds of people: those who are for you, and those who are against you. Learn to recognize them, for they are often and easily mistaken for each other.Not only did it stick with me as truly great advice but it (as the whole of 'White Line Fever') gave a great insight into a very public figure. Lemmy lived life to the full but was very intelligent and articulate. I recommend you read the book to see what I mean. It's a great read for even a casual Motorhead fan.
The second thing that sprung to mind was a subtle lyric change to Motorhead's biggest hit 'Ace of Spades'. At least two times that I saw them live as well as on an advert for Kronenbourg 1664, one line was changed; perhaps as a wry wink at Lemmy still standing tall despite decades of excess:
That's the way I like it baby I don't wanna live forever... but apparently I amThe true irony of that line today isn't that Lemmy is no longer with us. The irony is in that Lemmy will always be with us. A pioneer that inspired the likes of Metallica and Foo Fighters while continuing to rock out to a whole new generation of fans. There's simply no way that Lemmy will ever go quietly.
RIP Lemmy. Thanks for being you.
Saturday, 12 December 2015
Knucklebonz Rock Iconz
Not a particularly long post from me today. With a rare bit of downtime this weekend I thought I would share with you something that means an awful lot to me: my Knucklebonz Rock Iconz collection!
So in between braving the snow outside and watching 'Marvel's Jessica Jones', I had a quick mess around with my camera to try and take some pictures of my Rock Iconz; just to show you all the detail that goes into each hand painted statue.
| Brian May |
| Each statue is individually hand-painted and numbered. |
| Each statue has a unique base that reflects the guitarist/musician. |
| Brian is currently sold out but may pop up on eBay occasionally, |
| Freddie Mercury |
| Rather than the familiar yellow jacket Freddie circa 1986, Knucklebonz chose to go with Freddie's 70's look which complements Brian May's attire on his statue. |
| AC/DC were one of the first bands to sign off on having their likeness used by Knucklebonz. |
| I'm lucky enough to own a Malcolm Young statue as it sold out a long time ago, |
| His brother Angus is also available but good luck finding that one! Those babies are like gold dust! |
| Here is just one of two Jimmy Page's that Knucklebonz have released. |
| This particular one catches a moment in time from 1977 as Jimmy held his bow over his head during a performance of 'Dazed and Confused' |
| I managed to get this for a tiny £20!! Someone obviously didn't know what they had! |
| One of my very favourite guitarists ever I am thrilled to have Slash in my collection! |
| One of the first releases from Knucklebonz, the detail is exquisite and it has long since sold out. |
| The last Slash I saw on eBay sold for over £500! Hats off to you if you have one of these! |
| Finally this amazing statue of Rob Halford from Judas Priest is a true highlight of the collection. |
This is just the tip of the iceberg as to what Knucklebonz have produced. If you like Slayer, The Beatles, Ozzy and many more you'll be well represented. As for me? There's a fantastic Lemmy that I hope to get my hands on before it sells out. Plus... PLUS... check these out!
FYI people it's my 30th birthday next June and these ship in Spring 2016... anyone wanna buy me a Gene Simmons? I may love you forever...
If you want to know more about Knucklebonz head over to www.knucklebonz.com to see the full collection!
Tuesday, 8 December 2015
A Heavy Metal Christmas!
Well folks we're officially into December and Christmas is nearly upon us! Christmas trees are going up, the snow isn't coming down (as per usual here in England) and the same Christmas songs are blaring in every supermarket, on every radio station and on every compilation album. Now I love Slade and Wizzard as much as the next guy but after 29 years of hearing them EVERY Christmas it can get a little grating.
I volunteered to put together a Christmas playlist for work last month and the usual suspects are on there. However I was looking frantically for something just a little bit different I came across quite a few that would appeal to the headbanger in all of us. Some of them are safe to play at work while some of them would certainly get me sacked almost immediately! So while I can't play some of these at work, here are some Christmas hits that truly RAWK!
#1. Lemmy/Billy Gibbons/Dave Grohl- Run Rudolph Run
An awesome version of a true Yuletide stalwart. The idea of Lemmy singing a Christmas song is genius enough before you add ZZ Top and Foo Fighters' DNA to the mix. Play this one loud on Christmas Eve folks!
#2. Black Stone Cherry- Santa Is Back
Come on... you didn't think I could make it through this without mentioning my favourite dudes from Kentucky? Again this is a cover but only BSC could cover the King himself Elvis Presley and nail it this hard. FYI this IS on the work playlist. The next one however is not!
#3 Steel Panther- Sexy Santa
As I hunted for Christmas songs for work, I'd actually forgot about Sexy Santa. Then like most Steel Panther songs, I laughed until I nearly pissed myself. With lines like "In the back of the sleigh he's got some Ho Ho Hos" and "He's got eggnog dripping from his firehose" I can safely say that this song will not be played in your local supermarket any time soon; all the more reason you should play it immediately!
#4 Twisted Sister- My Heavy Metal Christmas
So did you know Dee Snider and co had recorded not only a Christmas song but a whole album? 2006's 'A Twisted Christmas' is the perfect tonic for the metal fan sick of hearing Band Aid and John Lennon. While there's a fantastic version of 'Come All Ye Faithful' to the tune of their biggest hit 'We're Not Gonna Take It', I selected 'My Heavy Metal Christmas' as the standout track. "4 quarts of Jack, 3 studded belts, 2 pairs of spandex pants and a tattoo of Ozzy" are much more practical presents than french hens and turtle doves. Where would you keep them all?
#5 Steel Panther- The Stocking Song
Another NSFW entry from the Panther. A little less raucous than Sexy Santa but certainly no less rude. You'll never look at candy canes in the same way again!
So there you have it! Give Mariah Carey a rest this year and let metal's finest rock you into the Christmas season. Alternatively check out my post from last December and see some other Christmas songs that I often give a spin this time of year.
I volunteered to put together a Christmas playlist for work last month and the usual suspects are on there. However I was looking frantically for something just a little bit different I came across quite a few that would appeal to the headbanger in all of us. Some of them are safe to play at work while some of them would certainly get me sacked almost immediately! So while I can't play some of these at work, here are some Christmas hits that truly RAWK!
#1. Lemmy/Billy Gibbons/Dave Grohl- Run Rudolph Run
An awesome version of a true Yuletide stalwart. The idea of Lemmy singing a Christmas song is genius enough before you add ZZ Top and Foo Fighters' DNA to the mix. Play this one loud on Christmas Eve folks!
#2. Black Stone Cherry- Santa Is Back
Come on... you didn't think I could make it through this without mentioning my favourite dudes from Kentucky? Again this is a cover but only BSC could cover the King himself Elvis Presley and nail it this hard. FYI this IS on the work playlist. The next one however is not!
#3 Steel Panther- Sexy Santa
As I hunted for Christmas songs for work, I'd actually forgot about Sexy Santa. Then like most Steel Panther songs, I laughed until I nearly pissed myself. With lines like "In the back of the sleigh he's got some Ho Ho Hos" and "He's got eggnog dripping from his firehose" I can safely say that this song will not be played in your local supermarket any time soon; all the more reason you should play it immediately!
#4 Twisted Sister- My Heavy Metal Christmas
So did you know Dee Snider and co had recorded not only a Christmas song but a whole album? 2006's 'A Twisted Christmas' is the perfect tonic for the metal fan sick of hearing Band Aid and John Lennon. While there's a fantastic version of 'Come All Ye Faithful' to the tune of their biggest hit 'We're Not Gonna Take It', I selected 'My Heavy Metal Christmas' as the standout track. "4 quarts of Jack, 3 studded belts, 2 pairs of spandex pants and a tattoo of Ozzy" are much more practical presents than french hens and turtle doves. Where would you keep them all?
#5 Steel Panther- The Stocking Song
Another NSFW entry from the Panther. A little less raucous than Sexy Santa but certainly no less rude. You'll never look at candy canes in the same way again!
So there you have it! Give Mariah Carey a rest this year and let metal's finest rock you into the Christmas season. Alternatively check out my post from last December and see some other Christmas songs that I often give a spin this time of year.
Sunday, 6 December 2015
"We're gonna live tonight like it's our last night"- The Fozzy VIP Experience
I first saw Fozzy live back in 2010. Their album 'Chasing The Grail' had come out earlier in the year and it seemed like the band had a new vigour and drive. The band hit the road and reached the North East of England in October when they played the Middlesbrough Empire on October 12th. I was single at the time and couldn't find anyone to take my second ticket. I decided against my better judgement to go alone and it was one of the best decisions I ever made! The band were phenomenal and I swore that I would see Jericho and the gang again.
The band hit Newcastle on their 'Sin and Bones' tour in August 2013. It was the night before I proposed to my future wife and my gig buddy Phil and I watched the band absolutely destroy the O2 Academy. I knew then that Middlesbrough hadn't been a one off. Fozzy were a live force to be reckoned with. The 'Y2J' chants that had been ever present in the Empire 3 years earlier were replaced by rabid chants for the entire band; chants there were well deserved. This isn't merely Chris Jericho and a backing band. This band are all extremely accomplished and phenomenal musicians and I'm positive that Chris would be the first to agree with me.
Fast forward to present day and Fozzy return to the UK to promote their latest album 'Do You Wanna Start A War', arguably their most cohesive and accessible album to date. When I heard they were coming to Newcastle once more it seemed a no brainer that I'd be going. It's relevant to say at this point that my ever present gig buddy Phil has made the life changing decision to emigrate to Canada early next year and that Fozzy's show will be the last gig we go to together for quite some time. This is a guy that I've seen the likes of Metallica, AC/DC and Kiss with; some truly legendary bands and memories. I'd heard for a long time that Fozzy's VIP experience was both incomparable and affordable. What better way to celebrate 13 years of gig memories with my best friend? I upgraded our tickets as a gift for Phil and we both waited for the big day in anticipation. But I know what you're thinking. You clicked on to this page to see what that VIP experience is like right? Well here we go! ...
We were instructed to be at the Riverside Newcastle venue for 5pm so after a couple of drinks and something to eat we braved the rainy Newcastle weather to get to the venue on time. It turned out that there were nine of us who had upgraded to VIP and there was plenty of excited chatter and conversation. Some were talking about the band and the live music scene, for others the conversation turned to wrestling. Some were local to the area while others had been following the band on tour or had flown out from across the UK to meet the band. Thanks to the videos and social media updates from the band we had a reasonable idea of what to expect but luckily VIP rep Talena was there to run through what to expect once the band were ready to see us. As we waited outside we heard Fozzy tuning up and doing a run through of 'Do You Wanna Start A War'. It was at that point we were invited in to meet the band.
I've been lucky enough to meet many musicians and celebrities. I've met the likes of Sting (the singer not the wrestler), Mick Foley (the wrestler not the singer) and Steel Panther but it was a truly surreal experience to see Chris Jericho waving to us from the stage. For those who don't read this blog normally I should disclose that I am a wrestling fan as well as a heavy metal fan so the experience was doubly exciting. As we all headed to the stage, the band all said hello and went straight into a rendition of Bryan Adams' 'Summer of '69' as sung by drummer and founding member Frank Fontsere. Frank has a really good voice and it was pretty cool to hear something unexpected so soon into our experience. We were informed that it was the first time that the band had ever performed it on the tour before they launched into 'TNT' by AC/DC and 'You Really Got Me' by the Kinks. It was at this point that Jericho let us know that they would be playing a few Fozzy classics and started off with 'Sin and Bones' cut 'Spider In My Mouth'. It was at this point that one of our fellow VIPs asked if the band were taking requests. They obliged and started to play 'To Kill A Stranger'. It was during this song that something pretty awesome happened.
If you read my previous post about VIP experiences Meet and Greets- The good, the bad and the ugly you'll see that I posted a video of Jericho coming off the stage to sing with VIPs. There I was casually singing along to 'Stranger' when I saw Jericho coming towards me! Suddenly Phil and I were singing 'To Kill A Stranger' with Chris Freaking Jericho! I really hope that a video of it surfaces on the Fozzy social media pages as it was truly a once in a lifetime moment. Once 'Stranger' was done, the band took one more request and played 'Bad Tattoo' from the new album.
Fozzy opened the floor for questions. There was a hilarious conversation between one VIP and the band about the lyrics to Krokus song 'Eat the Rich' that Fozzy traditionally cover at the end of their live set as well as some insight as to why the band chose to cover ABBA on their latest album. It was at this point that we had a group photo taken with the band before we all went up individually for a photo with them all. Every member made a point of introducing themselves and shaking hands. It's small things like that that make all the difference. Next it was time for the band to sign some stuff for us. Talena had helpfully provided band photos for us all to get signed but the band were happy to sign other stuff we brought too. As I had my 'Chasing The Grail' album signed, the band were joking with new bassist Randy Drake for being the new guy as he signed albums and photos for the VIPs. Now I've been a huge Jericho fan for a good 15 years now and he was such a nice guy throughout the whole meeting. However guitarist Rich Ward also left a huge impression on me. I had picked 'Chasing The Grail' to get signed by the band for a specific reason. Not only was it the album that really got me into Fozzy, it was also an album that helped me through some rough times. I've spoke before on this blog about my struggles with anxiety and depression and in early to mid 2010 those struggles were arguably at an all time high. 'Chasing The Grail' was an album that helped me through those times. I always said that if I had the chance to meet the band that I would thank them for that and I could tell that both Rich and Chris were genuinely touched by my words. Chris even asked me which songs I liked on the album and we discussed how 'New Day's Dawn' had never actually been performed live by the band. It was a truly 'full circle' moment for me to realise that I'd gone from a depressed twenty something finding solace in a great album, to a happier, more rounded person who could thank the people who gave me that solace for doing so. I also took the opportunity to cheekily ask Jericho for a selfie to which he obliged even though he had to have been in a rush. Once again it's those kind of experiences that you can't set a price on so I have to give a special thanks to Chris Jericho and Rich Ward for humouring this Fozzy fan and really appreciating what I shared.
Unfortunately nothing lasts forever and all the band once again shook our hands and thanked us for coming. Rich once more thanked me for what I'd said and I really could tell it meant a lot to him. It was at this point that I quickly got my Jericho selfie and just like that it was over. We got first dibs at the merch table and it was time to leave so the venue could get set up for doors opening. Some VIPS waited outside to get in first while the rest of us had a drink or two in the bar opposite. I'd genuinely like to say at this point that if any of the Newcastle VIPs we talked to are reading this please feel free to follow me on Twitter @NorrisApproved3 and add me on Facebook as you were all great people and I had some great music/wrestling related conversations throughout the night. Who knows? Maybe we'll see each other at the next Fozzy gig!
In short if you're a Fozzy fan and you are on the fence about going VIP next time they're in town, I wholeheartedly recommend you do it. The whole band are so friendly and accommodating that any nerves will soon dissipate. Plus it seems that they pride themselves on making the whole thing as fan friendly as possible. I think other bands and singers should look at how Fozzy do VIP and take it from there.
As for the gig itself? Well it's just what I expected from a Fozzy show. Plus the support acts were excellent. Canadian band Sumo Cyco opened proceedings and really got those who'd shown up early into the spirit of things. They certainly earned two new fans in Phil and I and I'm now pretty sure that they're why he's emigrating to Canada! Hard rockers Nonpoint picked up the baton in style and fired through their hits including 'Bullet With A Name' and their cover of Phil Collins' 'In The Air Tonight'. Of course Fozzy were the main event and they stormed the stage with 'Do You Wanna Start A War'. The rest of the set was a tour de force of their ever growing and impressive back catalogue. 'To Kill A Stranger'? Check. 'Sandpaper'? Check. 'Enemy'? They were all there. Even their ABBA cover 'SOS' got an airing. By the time Fozzy reached set closer 'Eat The Rich' they had Newcastle in the palm of their hands. I even noticed Jericho mouth that he would remember the lyrics in a cheeky nod to his conversation earlier that day during the Q&A. In summary, Fozzy are a band constantly on the rise. They get better every time I see them and will leave you begging for more. The sooner Fozzy get back to the UK, the better!
Setlist
Fast forward to present day and Fozzy return to the UK to promote their latest album 'Do You Wanna Start A War', arguably their most cohesive and accessible album to date. When I heard they were coming to Newcastle once more it seemed a no brainer that I'd be going. It's relevant to say at this point that my ever present gig buddy Phil has made the life changing decision to emigrate to Canada early next year and that Fozzy's show will be the last gig we go to together for quite some time. This is a guy that I've seen the likes of Metallica, AC/DC and Kiss with; some truly legendary bands and memories. I'd heard for a long time that Fozzy's VIP experience was both incomparable and affordable. What better way to celebrate 13 years of gig memories with my best friend? I upgraded our tickets as a gift for Phil and we both waited for the big day in anticipation. But I know what you're thinking. You clicked on to this page to see what that VIP experience is like right? Well here we go! ...
We were instructed to be at the Riverside Newcastle venue for 5pm so after a couple of drinks and something to eat we braved the rainy Newcastle weather to get to the venue on time. It turned out that there were nine of us who had upgraded to VIP and there was plenty of excited chatter and conversation. Some were talking about the band and the live music scene, for others the conversation turned to wrestling. Some were local to the area while others had been following the band on tour or had flown out from across the UK to meet the band. Thanks to the videos and social media updates from the band we had a reasonable idea of what to expect but luckily VIP rep Talena was there to run through what to expect once the band were ready to see us. As we waited outside we heard Fozzy tuning up and doing a run through of 'Do You Wanna Start A War'. It was at that point we were invited in to meet the band.
I've been lucky enough to meet many musicians and celebrities. I've met the likes of Sting (the singer not the wrestler), Mick Foley (the wrestler not the singer) and Steel Panther but it was a truly surreal experience to see Chris Jericho waving to us from the stage. For those who don't read this blog normally I should disclose that I am a wrestling fan as well as a heavy metal fan so the experience was doubly exciting. As we all headed to the stage, the band all said hello and went straight into a rendition of Bryan Adams' 'Summer of '69' as sung by drummer and founding member Frank Fontsere. Frank has a really good voice and it was pretty cool to hear something unexpected so soon into our experience. We were informed that it was the first time that the band had ever performed it on the tour before they launched into 'TNT' by AC/DC and 'You Really Got Me' by the Kinks. It was at this point that Jericho let us know that they would be playing a few Fozzy classics and started off with 'Sin and Bones' cut 'Spider In My Mouth'. It was at this point that one of our fellow VIPs asked if the band were taking requests. They obliged and started to play 'To Kill A Stranger'. It was during this song that something pretty awesome happened.
If you read my previous post about VIP experiences Meet and Greets- The good, the bad and the ugly you'll see that I posted a video of Jericho coming off the stage to sing with VIPs. There I was casually singing along to 'Stranger' when I saw Jericho coming towards me! Suddenly Phil and I were singing 'To Kill A Stranger' with Chris Freaking Jericho! I really hope that a video of it surfaces on the Fozzy social media pages as it was truly a once in a lifetime moment. Once 'Stranger' was done, the band took one more request and played 'Bad Tattoo' from the new album.
Fozzy opened the floor for questions. There was a hilarious conversation between one VIP and the band about the lyrics to Krokus song 'Eat the Rich' that Fozzy traditionally cover at the end of their live set as well as some insight as to why the band chose to cover ABBA on their latest album. It was at this point that we had a group photo taken with the band before we all went up individually for a photo with them all. Every member made a point of introducing themselves and shaking hands. It's small things like that that make all the difference. Next it was time for the band to sign some stuff for us. Talena had helpfully provided band photos for us all to get signed but the band were happy to sign other stuff we brought too. As I had my 'Chasing The Grail' album signed, the band were joking with new bassist Randy Drake for being the new guy as he signed albums and photos for the VIPs. Now I've been a huge Jericho fan for a good 15 years now and he was such a nice guy throughout the whole meeting. However guitarist Rich Ward also left a huge impression on me. I had picked 'Chasing The Grail' to get signed by the band for a specific reason. Not only was it the album that really got me into Fozzy, it was also an album that helped me through some rough times. I've spoke before on this blog about my struggles with anxiety and depression and in early to mid 2010 those struggles were arguably at an all time high. 'Chasing The Grail' was an album that helped me through those times. I always said that if I had the chance to meet the band that I would thank them for that and I could tell that both Rich and Chris were genuinely touched by my words. Chris even asked me which songs I liked on the album and we discussed how 'New Day's Dawn' had never actually been performed live by the band. It was a truly 'full circle' moment for me to realise that I'd gone from a depressed twenty something finding solace in a great album, to a happier, more rounded person who could thank the people who gave me that solace for doing so. I also took the opportunity to cheekily ask Jericho for a selfie to which he obliged even though he had to have been in a rush. Once again it's those kind of experiences that you can't set a price on so I have to give a special thanks to Chris Jericho and Rich Ward for humouring this Fozzy fan and really appreciating what I shared.
Unfortunately nothing lasts forever and all the band once again shook our hands and thanked us for coming. Rich once more thanked me for what I'd said and I really could tell it meant a lot to him. It was at this point that I quickly got my Jericho selfie and just like that it was over. We got first dibs at the merch table and it was time to leave so the venue could get set up for doors opening. Some VIPS waited outside to get in first while the rest of us had a drink or two in the bar opposite. I'd genuinely like to say at this point that if any of the Newcastle VIPs we talked to are reading this please feel free to follow me on Twitter @NorrisApproved3 and add me on Facebook as you were all great people and I had some great music/wrestling related conversations throughout the night. Who knows? Maybe we'll see each other at the next Fozzy gig!
In short if you're a Fozzy fan and you are on the fence about going VIP next time they're in town, I wholeheartedly recommend you do it. The whole band are so friendly and accommodating that any nerves will soon dissipate. Plus it seems that they pride themselves on making the whole thing as fan friendly as possible. I think other bands and singers should look at how Fozzy do VIP and take it from there.
As for the gig itself? Well it's just what I expected from a Fozzy show. Plus the support acts were excellent. Canadian band Sumo Cyco opened proceedings and really got those who'd shown up early into the spirit of things. They certainly earned two new fans in Phil and I and I'm now pretty sure that they're why he's emigrating to Canada! Hard rockers Nonpoint picked up the baton in style and fired through their hits including 'Bullet With A Name' and their cover of Phil Collins' 'In The Air Tonight'. Of course Fozzy were the main event and they stormed the stage with 'Do You Wanna Start A War'. The rest of the set was a tour de force of their ever growing and impressive back catalogue. 'To Kill A Stranger'? Check. 'Sandpaper'? Check. 'Enemy'? They were all there. Even their ABBA cover 'SOS' got an airing. By the time Fozzy reached set closer 'Eat The Rich' they had Newcastle in the palm of their hands. I even noticed Jericho mouth that he would remember the lyrics in a cheeky nod to his conversation earlier that day during the Q&A. In summary, Fozzy are a band constantly on the rise. They get better every time I see them and will leave you begging for more. The sooner Fozzy get back to the UK, the better!
Setlist
Do You Wanna Start A War
Tonight
To Kill A Stranger
One Crazed Anarchist
Sin and Bones
She’s My Addiction
God Pounds His Nails
Spider In My Mouth
S.O.S.
Lights Go Out
Enemy
Bad Tattoo
Sandpaper
Eat The Rich
VIP Private Gig Setlist
Summer of '69
TNT
You Really Got Me
Spider In My Mouth
To Kill A Stranger
Bad Tattoo
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